Please identify by Andrew Walke
U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear
this post. …. has made it to the big time … we did it kids …
I’m gonna answer my phone like this when my aunt call me.
This hilarious mom is selling her daughter’s one direction tickets on eBay to teach her a lesson.
Mother of the year.
OMG THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER
alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry
Since everyone got a kick out of the barista texts posts, here’s part 2!
ALL FUCKING THIS SHIT
The Ten Most Important Literary Works In Human History
- Shakespeare’s Hamlet
- Joyce’s Ulysses
- Shelley’s Frankenstein
- Homer’s Odyssey
- Austen’s Pride And Prejudice
- God’s The Holy Bible
- Cervantes’ Don Quixote
- An article I saw online a few months ago that was called something like “The Twenty Best Side Boob Pics You’ll Ever See”
- Dostoyevsky’s Crime And Punishment
- Woolf’s To The Lighthouse
Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo
Reid Wiseman is a national treasure.